Well, do you? I find them a continuation of the pre colonial policy of slavery and exploitation, and as thus do not wear them. In addition to that, I think they make my but look big.

[ 03-13-2005, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Sir Degrader ]

Did you forget to take your prescription again this morning ? You gotta keep that in check dude, one of these days the men in the white suits come to take you away.

Damn government, trying to take me away to their secret FEMA camps....

I like short shorts.

I'm also impartial to itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikinis.

LOL!!!!!!

I dont like short shorts on guys, I dont want to see any grape smugglers

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums.

(When you want to come)

I hate them! Hate them you hear?! AAAAAAAGH!
Really I have nothing against them. I sometimes wear them sometimes I don't.

What's short? I have a few that are somewhere between over my knees to 3/4 of my legs covered. I do have 1 shorter pair but I only wear it while hockeying with a larger protective ice hockey pants over it (I'm goaly) so you don't see the shorts itself.

http://www.newyork-bodyworks.com/sho...rts-in-gym.jpg

HOO HA!


Errr... I Mean...

http://www.howcool.com/legavenuematching/8017.jpg

HOOOOO HAAA!