Jittery Taxi Driver

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's my entire fault, today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 35 years."

hearse?? is that some kind of brand?

if its what im thinking off.. its still kinda funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

lol, nope a hearse is what they drive the dead people-to be buried around in :D

Lmao! That's a good one!

LOL that's good. :D

ROFL that was funny! :D [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Twas a decent joke. I can understand why he'd be jittery. I'd have screamed bloody murder.

hehe, I can imagine that.

The memories! AAAUGH!

J/K. Good one [img]smile.gif[/img]