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Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/donald.htm

that's just hilarious!! and he got hired!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Uhm Spirits, not that-that one is dusty or anything, it still makes me chuckle, but it's pushing your age.

[ 02-04-2005, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Felix The Assassin ]

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Originally posted by Spirits forever:
<blockquote>quote:<hr /> Mc Donalds Job Application

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/donald.htm

that's just hilarious!! and he got hired!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I'd like to be doing that in five years also ;) :D

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Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
Uhm Spirits, not that one is dusty or anything, it still makes me chuckle, but it's pushing your age.

what do you mean by pushing my age?

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Originally posted by Spirits forever:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
Uhm Spirits, not that one is dusty or anything, it still makes me chuckle, but it's pushing your age.

what do you mean by pushing my age? [/QUOTE]As in been around for at least 15 years!

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Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Spirits forever:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
Uhm Spirits, not that one is dusty or anything, it still makes me chuckle, but it's pushing your age.

what do you mean by pushing my age? [/QUOTE]As in been around for at least 15 years! [/QUOTE]well i just found it, so fore me it's not too old [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Very funny and very bold! (2 thumbs up somebody please)!

That is bloody great. If only you could get hired for any job by being that honest, heh [img]tongue.gif[/img]

--Kestrel--

lol, wanna see if someone really do that.