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Arvon 01-30-2005 09:15 AM

A 21-year-old man was hospitalized in intensive care in Murdoch, Australia (near Perth), in December following a barroom stunt in which he put on a helmet connected to a beer jug, with a hose that ran between the jug and a pump powered by an electric drill. The idea was to facilitate drinking a large quantity of beer without the laborious tasks of lifting a glass and swallowing, but the flow was so powerful that he had to be rushed to the hospital with a 10-centimeter tear in his stomach. [The West Australian, 12-15-04]

Hivetyrant 01-30-2005 09:20 AM

Wow [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] :D :D :D I thought the beer hats alone were cool, but a drill powerd one!?!?!?!
<font size=10>I WANT ONE</font> :D :D :D

Arvon 01-30-2005 09:56 AM

BTW if you really want some wierd stories, go to The current crop is really a bunch of nut cases.

Harkoliar 01-30-2005 10:07 AM

cute.. i for one dont mind lifting the glass.. gives me a little excercise :D .

Aragorn1 01-30-2005 11:46 AM

Every self repecting alcoholic knows that IV malt whiskey/jack daniels is the way to go!!

wellard 01-30-2005 04:51 PM

Wellard takes off his hat bows his head and offers the man involved a momentís respectful silence. Is there any greater sacrifice than to risk your life for the potential benefit of youíre fellow beer drinker? When he gets out of hospital I suggest we award him a medal (made from bottle tops of course)

What should we call the medal?

Vaskez 01-30-2005 05:06 PM

How about Loser Lager Lout's Award? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero 01-30-2005 05:48 PM

Did he patent the thing? I wanna make one too and commercialized it. :D

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