From a friend:

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight all around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, as clear a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaking out again, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?"

Moses answered, "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller 'Jesus'."

lol, a nice christmas spirited joke, I love it! Thanks for the good laugh

That's a good one.

finally, an original joke! or maybe its not, but i know i havn't heard it. yay. :D

lol thats a good one

ROFL! That one was pretty good. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I heard this one before... but it is still good ;)

oh wow, this is good ^_^

hehehe...thanks for the warning. nice one! :D

Totally unexpected. I enjoyed it. :D