Found this, just surfing the web.

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Lol Drew. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] that one is class. :D

Yep...nice on...I laughed like a school girl!

Sadly it took me a second to catch that, I really need some sleep :rolleyes:

please don't take this as a hijack, but i can't resist adding this as it's so appropriate:


An elderly woman goes into a funeral home and speaks to the funeral director,
she tells him her husband is due to be buried and he doesn't have a proper suite for the open coffin display, and as the funeral is being held tomorrow she doesn't have to time/money to buy a suite elsewhere (as she obviously can't rent one). The director tells her he'll see what he can do, she thanks him graciously and leaves.
Then next day she arrives for the ceremony, everything is perfect, and the open coffin display is great, her husband is buried in a pristine Armani suite.
After the service the woman approaches the director and thanks him, "thankyou so much, that was a beautiful suite", the funeral director replies "my pleasure, actually it's from another deceased person, I noticed he was roughly the same size as your husband"... the woman nods and smiles, the director continues ..."well after that it was a simple matter of switching the heads"

Hmm..My funny bones must have left me. I don't get it.

ho ho ho ho. wait... thats not how you laugh...

LOL, Intrepid! Too bad people freak out too much, or we might have used that one before, lol! :D

ROFL @ Dron and Intrepid!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

'Whenever I go to weddings, all the grandmas poke me, saying "You're next". They don't do it anymore since I started doing it to them at funerals.'

Lol Jaradu :D

Drew, I think you started a fashion [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]