Liches, liches,
you dirty b****es.
Everytime we meet,
my sword arm itches.
I love to kill you,
I love to try.
Most of the time,
I usually die.
Seems I am not quite as strong,
as needed when trying to take you on.
Time stop gets the best of me,
no matter how hard I try to break free.
I guess i'll have to go away,
and try again another day.
Hopefully soon I'll find the fix,
to kill you dirty b***h of a lich

Interesting Keenan Skye now try it without cussing.

A brilliant poem, and one everyone can enjoy except firestormalpha who is probably a parent with 5 year olds!Am i right? anyway, i thought it added class!
-Brainless One

Anyone Else wish they had implemented Phylacteries like in Icewind dale (for those who don't know, liches keep their life force in a phylactery, the only way to truly kill one is to drive it's lifeforce out of it's body-ie kill it, and then destroy the phylactery holding it's essence, otherwise it can possess any dead body within a certain area of it's corpse, would definitely make the dirty SOL (Son of a Lich) alot harder, especially if you have high lvl clerics

Azureedge, and the Mace of Disruption/Runehammer would also destroy them immediately

B u ta full Poem

Intereating poem I should say... really good...