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Lord of Alcohol 09-01-2004 09:49 PM

Not good at all, thats gotta hurt for like...forever.....

Updated: 12:05 PM EDT
Dog Bites Off New Mexico Man's Genitals

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (Aug. 31) - A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose.

The man, who has not been identified, was attacked Monday while walking the dog. When police arrived to help, the man appeared disoriented and fled on foot but police tracked him to a nearby park, said Detective Jeff Arbogast of the Albuquerque Police Department.

The man was naked when found at the park, but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes. Neighbors had seen him playing with the dog earlier in the day.

Arbogast said investigators do not know why the man was naked, and remain uncertain about some circumstances surrounding the attack.

The brown pit bull remained missing Tuesday, and police warned people who see it to stay away and call animal control.

A nearby elementary school was locked down following the incident and parents were called to pick up students who usually walk home.

Shortly after the attack Monday, Gov. Bill Richardson released a statement saying he would proposed legislation next year aimed at holding owners of dangerous dogs accountable for their pets.


08/31/04 21:05 EDT

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Hivetyrant 09-01-2004 09:55 PM

Ohhhh [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img]

T-D-C 09-01-2004 10:05 PM

Man that has gots to hurt.

He will be speaking in a high pitched voice for a while!

LordKathen 09-01-2004 10:42 PM

<font color=lime>Never play with a hungry pitbull! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>

Kakero 09-01-2004 11:00 PM

ooooooouchie!! With his little brother gone he will have problem with his future generation. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

DBear 09-01-2004 11:56 PM

This has Darwin Award nominee written all over it [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

Gangrell 09-02-2004 12:05 AM

I'm sorry, this will hurt in the morning? There's a numbing period when you get your genitals torn off? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

T-D-C 09-02-2004 12:07 AM

Unfortunatly he can't be a Dawin award nominee because he didn't die.

Jonas Strider 09-02-2004 12:20 AM

In the morning?! That's got to hurt NOW. Well, maybe he can replace them with fake balls like they do with male dogs.

SecretMaster 09-02-2004 02:46 AM

I hope he already had kids...


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