The Elderly Italian Man & The Priest

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.

He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you! are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

HAHA! I like this one a LOT! Good one Arvon. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Good one, Arvon! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Wow Arvon! Keep them comming, I liked this one a lot! BTW, where are you finding these jokes? Some of them are pretty hilarious.

LOL

How convenient. :D

The war's over?! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Liked the joke, heard it before, though. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I think I heard that one as well. But still a great one. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Good joke Arvon :D
Keep the jokes coming in, it's nice to have a laugh every now and again.

Hahahaha. Arvon, you've seriously got some of the best jokes I've ever heard :D