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Arvon 06-24-2004 11:42 AM

It was a hot day in Kitchener Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put
a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today" she mused to herself as she walked
down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked
in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what
she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer."

"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

Jorath Calar 06-24-2004 11:45 AM

*groan*

Vaskez 06-24-2004 11:51 AM

ditto groan

Svaerdhelgon 06-24-2004 11:54 AM

ditto ditto groan plus *groooooooaaaaaaaan*

Stormymystic 06-24-2004 11:59 AM

*graons as well*

Nightcloak 06-24-2004 12:30 PM

LOL - I thought it was a bit cute, but my only question is, do they really talk like that in Minnesota?

Jaradu 06-24-2004 12:41 PM

LOL! Errrr I mean *groan*

Aerich 06-24-2004 12:41 PM

*also groans*

I wonder if anything resulted from the unintentional pick-up line.

Dron_Cah 06-24-2004 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aerich:
*also groans*

I wonder if anything resulted from the unintentional pick-up line.

LMAO! I would groan, but I can't stop laughing! Oh, too tired, getting punch drunk.

Harkoliar 06-25-2004 06:16 AM

sigh *groan* [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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