Yeah so you've probably heard them all but let them serve as a reminder :D these things needs refreshing in our minds :D
> How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened when she brings it. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a > woman? > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing > machine will probably never > be able to support you. > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows > them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > How do you know whe n a woman is about to say > something smart? > When she starts a sentence with "A man once told > me.." > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > How do you fix a woman's watch? > You don't. There is a clock on the oven. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Why do men fart more than women? > Because women can't shut up long enough to > build up the required pressure. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > If your dog is barking at the back door and your > wife is yelling at the > front door, who do you let in first? > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him > in. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? > A woman who won't do what she's told. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > I married a Miss Right. > I just didn't know her first name was Always. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes > a woman's sex drive by 90%. > It's called a Wedding Cake. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Why do men die before their wives? > They want to. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Women will never be equal to men until they can > walk down the street with a bald head and a beer > gut, and still think they are sexy. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. > Then God created Man and rested. > Then God created Woman. > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. > > |
Words of wisdom indeed!! Hadnt actually heard any of them before, so I got quite a chuckle from them. BTW, find a good place to hide, and stay there for a while [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I hadn't heard many of them either, just a few
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[ 05-18-2004, 02:14 PM: Message edited by: Ziroc ] |
that one's a bit harsh - this is supposed to be a joke thread, not a bash women thread, suggest you delete that one
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Heh, funny ones I suppose. Heard a few before.
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