The Short Bus

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.

At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, "What's your name?" "Patty" she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.

On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him "Special Ross."

Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunyons.

Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her her name and her name was also Patty.

On the way to school, Grover looked in his mirror and began to laugh, He was thinking...

"Dang, I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunyons, on a Sesame Street bus!"

haha........you were right, that was a bad pun [img]smile.gif[/img]

very very bad indeed.

I got half a smile.

Bad pun indeed. Arvon you are weird sometimes. :D

Only sometimes? *pout* I was hoping for a bigger endorsement.

I actually said something bigger and then I changed my mind.

*Holds a gun to Arvon's head*

I'm hijacking this thread and there's nothing you can do about it, since I have the world's worst pun to share but dont feel that it warrants its own thread. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mahatma Ghandi preferred to walk barefoot and so had many calluses all over his feet. He also suffered from halitosis, a form of chronic bad breath.

What does that make him?

A super callused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

[ 04-04-2004, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Arledrian ]

that was just.........just... AWFUL lol

*sighs* just when i thought there weren't worse puns...