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Datadocktor'n's expert guide on HDD defragmentation.

I got this from BBSpot. Absolutely hilarious. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

That goes without saying that you should not try this at home, or lab or anywhere else. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

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Oh, while you are there, be sure to check out their other DIY "projects" too. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 03-25-2004, 01:21 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]

ye godz... im not going to do that! thats for sure.

gettin the video card is funny too.. the graphic card looks so outdated and on pci slot as well. :D

Good stuff [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I think I know how I'm going to build my next machine... :D

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Originally posted by Bungleau:
Good stuff [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I think I know how I'm going to build my next machine... :D

Make sure you ground your power saw/grinder. We don't want any static to ruin your PC, do we? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Here is the part I find quite funny:

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The reading-nerd device sometimes becomes dirty, mainly due to junk mail and infections (viruses). To make it shiny and bright again, simply use a toothbrush with some oil (10-40w) , then you'll lubricate it at the same time , to flies on one blow (old Swedish saying).
Don't förgett to wash the toothbrush after you're done, data doesn't taste so very good...

I wonder how many diskettes he has licked to find out how data taste like. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

[ 03-26-2004, 12:36 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]

Hilarious. Really. I laughed my ass of on this one. :D :D :D :D

to flies on one blow (old Swedish saying)
that´s "Två flugor i en smäll" in swedish ;)