As usual got this from my email. I really dont know if this is pg13 or not though

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most? What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.


SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

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SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down. ;)

I thought some "interesting" things is going to happen. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol, very true

I was expecting quite a different ending, but still LOL.

Old but still amusing. *snicker* I see the young males of Ironworks share some aspects of their fantasies. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol, twas quite good!

Ah nun jokes... [img]smile.gif[/img]

here is another one...

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle
of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

[img]smile.gif[/img]

A nun visiting an orphanage asked one of the young lasses what she wanted to be when she grew up.

She replied, "a prostitute" and the nun fainted straight away.

Once she had been revived, the nun asked the girl to repeat what she'd said. She again said, "I want to be a prostitute."

"Thank the good Lord," said the nun, "I thought you said a PROTESTANT!" :D

LOL! Loved the "PROTESTANT" one. ;) .

good jokes there guys ;)