A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

LOL! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] nice one :D

Good one! :D

[ 03-02-2004, 09:37 AM: Message edited by: Stratos ]

Elementary, My Dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."


Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."


"What does that tell you?"


Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"


Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

ROFLMAO. Both were good.

That second one was voted as the best joke ever in a poll that was made... [img]smile.gif[/img]

heard the second before, but both were good!

Heard them before, but it never hurts to hear great jokes again. :D

The second one was most popular in England, yes? I really like it.

Skippy, are you a teacher?! I heard that first joke so many times from different teachers of mine. Oh well, the second was funny, though.