The Great Australian Male

There are large men the whole world over
on a large and varied scale,
but none of them resemble
the Great Australian Male.
He's rugged and he's handsome,
he drinks beer instead of wine,
he's always out for pleasure,
of a very simple kind.
He's either off to see the footy
with a dozen cans or more,
or fishing with his buddies,
getting drunk along some shore.
He thinks he's quite a lover,
and he's sexy and discreet,
that he can get you in a quiver
from your head down to your feet.
But when he's got you ready,
lying limpid beneath the sheet,
you hear a snore and turn around
to find him sound asleep.
He's a funny sort of fellow
with more pride than he's got sense
and if you told him he was wrong,
he'd only take offence.
Oh, there are men who take you dancing,
out to dinner twice a week,
men who never dress in faded jeans
or die to take a leak.
Yes, there are men the whole world over
men with "charm" and "sense of style",
but how could we compare them to
The Great Australian Male.

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Haveagoodweekendguys! :D

Wow!

That beats the Aussie anthem!! But quote:

We all dont take offence to anything too seriously. I only took offence to what some New Zealander side to me... grrrrr!!!!

Marikai

What's this ? Australia week ? :D

<font color="lawngreen" face="trebuchet MS"> More the better [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

[ 02-28-2004, 04:51 AM: Message edited by: Glorfindel ]

Every week is Australia week! :D