How would they die in that show?

Ray Romano, bored to death by his own lame show

I want the producer(s) of My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee to be strapped into (a) chair(s) and be forced to watch said show. And I want them to waste away watching the drivel they created.
The same goes for the new Midget Love Show on Fox. I forget the name, and don't yell at me for being politically incorrect. The premise of the show IS that it's a midget love show. A freak show. I hope the producer/s of that show suffer the same fate as the MBFOF people.

Or did you mean characters...? Then I would like the (not very) Reverend Pat Robertson to be hit by lightning. Indoors. While taping his show and proclaiming that God wants people to be anti-gay and anti-woman and anti-tolerant.

But that midget is such a stud, hehehe! Sorry, fanboyism...

I think Robertson's show would get more ratings if that happened.

Jorath, hehe are you sure Ray should just die of boredom on that show?

[ 02-23-2004, 08:59 AM: Message edited by: Jerr Conner ]

One of the guys in Friends. For the heck of it [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Chandler's eyes explode when he catches Monica cheating on him in a crossover with Seinfeld (Which is bought back for only one episode).

Horatio from CSI Miami. I don't care how. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL, but then we'd miss out on Caruso's ability to state lines like "Well, now, we'll just have to see about that, won't we?" with WAAAAAYYY too much dramatic flair. You can tell when a commercial is coming, because Horatio says some dramatic line right before the cutaway.

I would like to see the finger-wavy know-it-all savant from Law & Order: Criminal Intent (the one that played the Bug in MIB) bite the bullet. Literally. While in the middle of pointing/waving his finger at someone and telling them their innermost secrets he always takes a pause and says "But, you wouldn't do that, would you?" In my version, they'd just say "no, you're all wrong, I will do it" pull out a DE50 and shoot him in his ugly face. Then we wouldn't be annoyed with his ability to learn new languages or read libraries full of materials between commercials anymore. :D

I'd like to see Carlo Boszhart explode on stage someday. I'd pay extra for it if needed.

TV sucks nowadays, so everyone must DIE! except Comic Book Guy. "I stand with my opinion as 'Worst Episode Ever'"