I'm doing some net research for a work project and this is one of the results of my yahoo search...

Our Kindergarten Rules


Our rules are very simple.
We work together to create an atmosphere of cooperation.


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* We listen with our ears and look with our eyes.


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* No running in the room or the halls.


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* Use toys and material properly.


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* Speak in a quiet voice.


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* NO GUN PLAY!

www.secsd.org/teachers/es.../rules.htm

http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk...e/eyeswide.gif

'We look with our eyes and listen with our ears'?!?

"We understand that your son is a very gifted young boy, Mrs. Llellewyn, but I am afraid if he looks with his ears and listens with his eyes once more we will have to seperate him from the other children."

Notice she was very tactful and didn't mention that he talks out his @#$. [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

LMAO, thats funny as &%*#! I like it! i want classroom rules to make fun of, too.

The link gives error 404. file not found.

Well shoot...
It's exactly as pasted there, but I put the link there as evidence that I didn't make it up.

Kinnygarden teacherz iz skeery!

http://www.secsd.org/teachers/es_tea..._web/rules.htm

Maybe it'll work now.