Catholic Squirrels

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Methodist church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

lol that is pretty true, and funny :D

:D That was a good one Arvon!

Hilarious!

True, true. And I aint complainin'! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hellbound, all of you.

See ya there!

DISCLAIMER: Illumina is not endorsing one religion or the other in this statement. Illumina does not even believe in Hell. This was a tongue-in-cheek remark, one to be taken lightly.

I don't get it.

LoL! Thats great! So true too! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not many people actually go to church (or so it is often sterotyped), therefore the Catholics will only see the squirrels at Christmas and Easter. It is often seen as compulsory to go church at Christmas and Easter as they are both Catholic holidays.

They say it's like an easy class in college. You show up for the midterm and the final.