I thought this was funnee, but if offends anyone I will take it down immediately.


Subject: IRS


The Internal Revenue sends their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed
that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo Purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and
then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them
to the Internal Revenue. "Internal Revenue?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue.. and about once a year, they send us a little pr*ck like you"

hehehe. most amusing.

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;) good one

hehe
good un!

Nice one!

Glad ya'll liked it. [img]smile.gif[/img] Here's another one. Once again if it's offensive, lemme know and I'll zap it.

A 7 yr old and a 4 year old are upstairs in the bedroom.

"You know what?" asks the 7 year old. "I think it's time we started swearing."

The 4 yr old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast," says the 7 yr old, "I'm gonna swear first, and then you swear after me. OK?"

"OK!" the 4 yr old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 yr old what he wants for breakfast.

"Well sh*t, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cocoa Puffs."

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

THe mother looked at the 4 yr old and asked in a stern voice,

"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your f*ckin' *ss it won't be Cocoa Puffs!"