I want to be put in an air-tight glass coffin and launched into space to float through the universe forever [img]smile.gif[/img]
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i want to be cremated!!!
if i don't get to use my body NO ONE DOES!!! :D |
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Maybe we would get lucky and crash into a planet that could revive us! :D </font> [ 01-19-2004, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: LordKathen ] |
Somebody hadda post it... ;)
"Woke up this morning Put on my slippers Walked in the kitchen and died And oh what a feeling! When my soul Went thru the ceiling And on up into heaven I did ride When I got there they did say John, it happened this way You slipped upon the floor And hit your head And all the angels say Just before you passed away These were the very last words That you said: Chorus: Please don’t bury me Down in that cold cold ground No, I’d druther have "em" cut me up And pass me all around Throw my brain in a hurricane And the blind can have my eyes And the deaf can take both of my ears If they don’t mind the size Give my stomach to milwaukee If they run out of beer Put my socks in a cedar box Just get "em" out of here Venus de milo can have my arms Look out! I’ve got your nose Sell my heart to the junkman And give my love to rose Repeat chorus Give my feet to the footloose Careless, fancy free Give my knees to the needy Don’t pull that stuff on me Hand me down my walking cane It’s a sin to tell a lie Send my mouth way down south And kiss my ass goodbye" ~~John Prine |
I don't want anything odd done to my body when I'm gone, but I would like to end up in a museum display case a few hundred years down the line :D
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Freeze me so that scientist of the future can find a way to bring me back to life.
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They can have my liver. :D
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Nothing odd. My organs donated of course, and I'd prefer cremation to burial. Although if I was buried I'd like one of those really ornate tall headstones; stand out amongst all the rectangle-semi-circle jobs they use ;)
This is all very morbid! |
I think offering my liver up would be as useless as offering Johnny's.
I prefer cremation, but I don't think it odd. I simply don't want my carcass taking up space in an air-tight container. If they would just bury me in wood and let me rot that'd be fine, but they won't do that these days. So, please, cremate me -- I've use up enough natural resources during my brief visit. |
I'd donate my organs. The idea that parts of me live elsewhere is satisfying enough.
The stuff they couldn't use I'd like to be launched to space. I would also like my brain preserved. Just so other generations can marvel at it's beauty. :D |
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