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Arvon 01-19-2004 07:35 AM

Changing Careers

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So he found out from his local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all he could. When time for the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."

LordKathen 01-19-2004 08:47 AM

<font color=lime> [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Now that is funny!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>

Paladin2000 01-19-2004 08:52 AM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] LOL, that was very funny. Good one!

Sythe 01-19-2004 10:32 AM

I'm sorry but I don't get it.

RoSs_bg2_rox 01-19-2004 12:23 PM

sythe :duh: lol, thats quite a good one :D

shadowhound 01-19-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sythe:
I'm sorry but I don't get it.
Well Sythe, a gynecologist... erm, well when...
Will someone help me here?

Zero Alpha 01-19-2004 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sythe:
I'm sorry but I don't get it.

Well Sythe, a gynecologist... erm, well when...
Will someone help me here?
</font>[/QUOTE]nope, your on your own :D

i cant belive anyone can not get it. also, i dont think there is any way to possibly relay the joke tactfully. :D

Xen 01-19-2004 05:04 PM

LOL! That`s a great one!

Bozos of Bones 01-19-2004 05:15 PM

OK, Sythe, do you know from where babies come from? Well, that is the place a gynecologists calls his... work environment. Now, compare that place to the muffler. Do you see the slight resemblance?

Kakero 01-20-2004 12:04 AM

What's a muffler?


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