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Arvon 12-23-2003 07:30 AM

Math is Hard

Last week I got a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register.

I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me back two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help and while he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this? Read on...


Teaching Math in 1950:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.

What is his profit?


Teaching Math in 1960:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.

What is his profit?


Teaching Math in 1970:

A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money.

The cardinality of set "M" is 100.

Each element is worth one dollar.

Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M."

The set "C", the cost of production, contains 20 fewer points than set "M."

Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M".

Answer this question:

What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?


Teaching Math in 1980:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20.

Your assignment:

Underline the number 20.


Teaching Math in 1990:

By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20.

What do you think of this way of making a living?

Topic for class participation after answering the question:

How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees?

There are no wrong answers.


Teaching Math in 2000:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is $120.

How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60 ?


Teaching Math in 2005:

El hachero vende un camion carga por $100.

La cuesta de produccion es.............

WillowIX 12-23-2003 08:10 AM

ROTFLMAO!! Great one Arvon! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Kakero 12-23-2003 10:42 AM

Gah! My head hurts! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

GForce 12-23-2003 11:10 AM

hmmm. i know it's very funny but i'm just wondering about the language part. not sure if i should laugh or criticize this joke. maybe i'm thinking too much on that part. anyway good joke i guess. :D

Xen 12-23-2003 12:47 PM

HAHA! ROFL! That was funny as hell! Keep`em coming¨!

Albromor 12-23-2003 04:28 PM

HA! Great one, Arvon! And there is more than just a little truth to what you wrote...

RoSs_bg2_rox 12-23-2003 04:36 PM

pretty good, all though a <font size=1> tiny </font> bit exaggerated! :D

[ 12-23-2003, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: RoSs_bg2_rox ]

Vaskez 12-23-2003 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoSs_bg2_rox:
...although a <font size=1> tiny </font> bit exaggerated! :D
Takes a sharp one to notice that! ;)

dragonslayer 12-23-2003 05:35 PM

hahahaha ;D

poor girl there

john 12-23-2003 07:23 PM

Seemed more like a factual statement than a joke!


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