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shadowhound 12-22-2003 11:59 PM

A Message From God

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.

He called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth: 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not."

He thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."

God was not pleased.

So God decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that E-mail said ? ? ?

No?



I didn't get one either.
:D

Lord 12-23-2003 12:25 AM

I didn't get one...I wonder why [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SomeGuy 12-23-2003 12:31 AM

For a second there I didn't get that [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ziroc 12-23-2003 12:57 AM

[img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img] --> Looks around, (ok..Listens around) and goes "Humph" I didn't say "WORD".


[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar 12-23-2003 02:23 AM

I got one... but I'm afraid it confidential...it's a "if I told you I'd have to kill you" - type of thing...

... but lets just say you 95 percent have got something very interesting coming in the next 8 months... :D

Zuvio 12-23-2003 09:18 AM

<font color=gold>
So, if you behave yourself, you automatically have a PC and internet connection and an E-mail adress. Thats discrimination: ppl without internet cannot be behave well! :D
</font>

Cloudbringer 12-23-2003 09:39 AM

LOL! My cats say they'd tell us, but we aren't good enough. ;) [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

Kakero 12-23-2003 10:38 AM

as if the 5% will have internet and email. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 12-23-2003 10:47 AM

Guys, I have another 7 months and three days to buy a boat. Can't find one on E-bay, is anyone here willing to sell me one? There has to be room for alot of animals on board...

GForce 12-23-2003 11:14 AM

hahahahahhahahahaha! very funny! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] excuse me now. i'm going to check my inbox.


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