Marriage Proposal Checklist

Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.

In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"

Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?

Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.

Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers?

Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?

Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's?

Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?

Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?

Has she ever used the word poo-poo?

If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?

Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?

Does she insist that her pet snake sleep with you both?

What part of NO does she not understand?

Will her mother be paroled in time to attend the wedding?

HAH! :D


i'd say more..but it looks like there is no other way to reply this post..to me anyway

ROFL Arvon! There are also women that need to be paroled in time to attend their own wedding (Garfield).

Nice 1! :D

LOL on the green bay packer thing... i live an hour away from Green bay, and i'm a bears fan. :D :D :D :D