Remote controlled orgasms to cost £9,500

Women face a £9,500 bill if they want to have a remote controlled instant orgasm device implanted.

Orgasmatron Inventor Dr Stuart Meloy says he is confident women will fork out $17,000 for the procedure and device as millions of people spend fortunes on cosmetic surgery.

The North Carolina hospital doctor's device, which he has already patented and is trying to trademark under the name Orgasmatron, is a tiny spinal cord stimulator. A hand-held remote control turns the device on and off.

It is not unlike a pacemaker in size and function and would be permanently embedded in their lower backs.

He accidentally discovered the Orgasmatron while performing a routine pain-relief procedure. The female patient began moaning in pleasure as he directed electrical pulses into her spine.

He says he hopes around 1,000 women will come to his Winston-Salem clinic each year for such a procedure. And if demand escalated, then the business could be franchised to locations throughout the world, Meloy believes.

"Sexuality is very pivotal in the human experience and some people feel they're missing out," Dr Meloy said, alluding to the estimated 32% of women who can't achieve orgasm.

"My anticipation is that patients who try this on a temporary basis will agree that paying $17,000 is worthwhile," reports triad.bizjournals.com.
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My imagination is running wild on this one. Think what fun you could have on a bus with one of these!!

When you thought you've seen em all..... :D

I got my own instant orgasm device already for implant. Never realised I could make so much money with it...... :D

<font color=skyblue>To all the women of the world, I accept your gratitude inbehalf of us fine folk in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

I wonder if that place gives guided tours?</font>

I got my own instant orgasm device already for implant. Never realised I could make so much money with it...... :D </font>[/QUOTE]I was going to say the exact same thing [img]smile.gif[/img] Get rich or die trying, right?

...and you just know that Men are going to want to have the remote all the time too. ;)

Now be fair and say that this is weird !

NO No No Xen! This is wierd... PG13 only BBC news link

Obviously our men down here are not "owner operators" like in other countries judging by the replys [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Bump... for our Canadian and Australian members :D

Just as long as you don't lose the remote on the bus and have some 5yo find it and think it's a toy to play with. That could get a bit...messy. :D :D :D