Ironworks Gaming Forum - ever had a feeling you just want to crawl into a hole

i got this from one of the forums i go to. anywayz there were several but i got the most decent and the funny jokes there ;)

here it is:

Ever spoken and wished that you could take the words back...or that you
could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who do....

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before
she speaks. What happens when you predict snow
but don't get any....a true story...We had a female news anchor who, the day
after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not
only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were
laughing so hard!

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the
counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No,
I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the
boy grinned, and I turned red and walked away. To this day, my sister has
never let me forget.

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got
up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got
on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON
LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough,
but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word
"Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice
boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR
THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

note: if the mods find this too offensive, do delete this thread ;)