Some Like It Hot!

What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures (So don't get all pissy at me if your used to Celcius!):

+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

+60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).

+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.

+40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.

+35 - Italian cars don't start.

+32 - Water freezes.

+30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.

+25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice
cream. Canadians go swimming.

+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City
water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.

+15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed
with you.

+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+ 5 - American cars don't start.

0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents
cease to exist

-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians
actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans
shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.

-25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver
going.

-30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.

-40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your
trip South.

-50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom
window.

-80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay
Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

LOLOLOL!! I found it great!! Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] LOL [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

"You need jumper cables to get the driver going."

This is too funny.

Thanks for the laugh.

0- Alaskans put on T-shirts

I feel I should be insulted by the Arkansas remark [img]tongue.gif[/img] but it was funny, I know alot of people who did stupid things like that