She's Having an Affair

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

LOL!, was he blonde by any chance? ;)

Please post something better than this. I know you are better than that.

I know someone who's going to be bitterly disappointed in 10 Arvon-topics from now.

aaah, get your stick out of the mud, and have a laugh like the rest of us!

brilliant Arvon! i dont see why she would want to have an affair with a horse though... :D :D :D

aaah, get your stick out of the mud, and have a laugh like the rest of us!

brilliant Arvon! i dont see why she would want to have an affair with a horse though... :D :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]MBWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

There. I laughed. :D

aaah, get your stick out of the mud, and have a laugh like the rest of us!

brilliant Arvon! i dont see why she would want to have an affair with a horse though... :D :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]MBWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

There. I laughed. :D </font>[/QUOTE]thats better...though im having a hard time imagining your laugh with a B in front of the M... [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

edit: damn my spelling :mad:

[ 11-09-2003, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: Raistlin Majere ]

Hmmm... That's a bit difficult to explain. Start going 'mmm' and then 'B' followed by the 'uahaha'.
Not very explanatory, is it?
OK, back to the topic: Only now I realised how my post came out. I meant no enflaming or anything. Nice joke, no complaints, but Arvon can do better.

heh.. THERE.. just for you Arvon! :D .