A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was
rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of
to do to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the
bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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LOL!

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LoL! Great one Elif :D
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Good one Elif! At first I thought it would be a moralistic story, but it turned out to be a joke after all [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Good one since thanks giving is coming up!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 11-07-2003, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Dar'tanian ]

Damn, that was a good joke.

Lol, that was pretty funny, but I remember recently hearing that one. I think it was in Sythe's joke thread or somewhere...

ok i actually don't get it... :'(

how could you not get it????

lol, it was pretty funny, I was thinking this is a joke? And then the last line came and i was like AH.

very nice though somehow I seem to have seen this somewhere before.