My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen, gather ye round for a sorry tale.......

Today, at approximately 1.30 pm (GMT) Mouse parted company with his bright red 1991 Volkswagen Corrado G60.

It was a relationship built on his absolute devotion to her, but eventually even he could not deny the fact the she was the archetype of "high maintenence". He woke up today (slightly hungover - no change there :D ) and stumbled into her waiting embrace.

Slowly, he coaxed her to full responsiveness, only for her to flash a warning red glint back. He partook of professional councelling only to be told that her bottom end was beyond redemption and that she would need major surgery if she was ever to return to her previous frisky state.

Mouse hardened his heart and walked away.

The End *sob*

[ 11-01-2003, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Sorry to hear that Mouse :( *HUGS*

Look at the bright side, you're about to roll into a new relationship. Maybe you find true love again. :D

I am a fickle lover. Come here you saucy little Nissan Primera SRI :D

LOL - the Cassanova Rodent ;) - where will constancy niche itself next :D

<font color=lime>Oh yes, she will be mine, oh yes.... ;) </font>


<font color=red>Mitsubishi 3000GT MR Twin Turbo</font>
http://www.3000gtvr4.com/media/maincar.jpg

After a professional evaluation, I realized this problem was the exact cause for my leaving my first wife. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mouse, while I lack you're devotion, I DO feel your pain; it is so hard to release the past, but trust me brother, upgrading your model is the true path to enlightenment. ;) :D

[ 11-01-2003, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

After a professional evaluation, I realized this problem was the exact cause for my leaving my first wife. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mouse, while I lack you're devotion, I DO feel your pain; it is so hard to release the past, but trust me brother, upgrading your model is the true path to enlightenment. ;) :D </font>[/QUOTE]LMAO Ronn_Bman

Ive just spluttered beer all over the moniter [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img]

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Nice wheels bro! Sorry bout your loss though :(
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[ 11-02-2003, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Zuvio ]

Sorry to bring this up but...

"BAD NEWS, GUYS. WE NEED DONATIONS BAD!"


You're not getting a quarter out of me!

Anyways, sorry for your loss. I hope your new love will be all the last one wasn't.