Late, one dark and rainy night. a man was walking home alone when he hears



a.......







BUMP...











BUMP...











BUMP... behind him.











Walking faster he looks back,



and makes out the image of an upright



coffin banging its way down the middle





of the street





<< towards him











BUMP...











BUMP...









BUMP...











Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,



the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...







faster...











faster...











BUMP...









BUMP....









BUMP.









He runs up to his door,



fumbles with his keys, opens the door,



rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.



However, the coffin crashes through his



door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...









clappity-BUMP...









clappity-BUMP...









clappity-BUMP...









clappity-BUMP...









on the heels of the terrified man....



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,



the man locks himself in. His heart is



pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

.









With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the



door. Bumping and clapping towards him.



The man screams and reaches for



something heavy, anything ...





his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of



ROBITUSSIN .







Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as



hard as he can at the apparition,















and...









the coffin stops.

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Nice.

I bet this is funny if you know what Robitussin is [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img] :D

Cough (or in this case coffin) syrup [img]tongue.gif[/img]

hmmm, im sure i've seen this somewhere before posted by you strangely enough, but where...............*cough* Oasis Forums *cough* :D

It was so bad I wanted to inflict it on as many people as possible [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cough (or in this case coffin) syrup [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Crikey! I liked it better when there was the possibility of it being funny! :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ouch!

Remember Aelia

It wasn't the cough
That carried him off
It was the coffin
They carried him off in!

thats pretty good [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh man that was really lame. LOL I love it! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]


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