DEGREE OF NON-PROFICIENCY IN SPOKEN ENGLISH:

Chretch: unable to express himself coherently in English.
Arnold: English is badly mangled, but most of the time able to string together simple sentences.

DEGREE OF NON-PROFICIENCY IN OTHER LANGUAGES:

Chretch: unable to express himself coherently in French
Arnie: degree of incompetence in spoken German unknown, but unlikely to impact his ability to govern California.

KEY ECONOMIC ADVISOR:

Chretch: his wife and an imaginary homeless guy from Ottawa
Arnie: Warren Buffet

DESCRIPTION OF POLICY ANNOUNCEMENTS MADE PUBLICLY:

Chretch: Vague and contradictory
Arnie: Vague and contradictory

OTHER CAREER ACCOMPLISHMENTS OUTSIDE OF POLITICS:

Chretch: Sulked for several years after losing 1984 Liberal leadership
Arnie: Bodybuilding competitor, successful acting career, advisor to President Regan on physical fitness, and successful entrepreneur

INTERPERSONAL RELATIONS:

Arnie: May have copped a feel 25 years ago
Chretch: Strangles protesters

VIEWS ON MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY:

Arnie: Feels it should be heavily subsidised
Chretch: Feels it should be heavily subsidised

POLITICIAN HE'S MOST LIKE:

Arnie: Ronald Regan, another actor and Republican who went on become both Governor of California and President.
Chretch: Mackenzie King, a man who consulted the spirit of his dead mother through seances for policy advice.

WHY HE GOT ELECTED:

Arnie: The people liked his folksy charm and hated all the other choices.
Chretch: The people like his folkst charm and hated all the other choices.

Moral of the story: Canada survived Chretch. California will survive Arnie.

LMAO! Those lines about Chretien... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

I like the one about the stragling of the protesters. Have to give the guy credit. Screw the bodyguards I can do this my self. :D

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There's a difference in these cases: Arnold was elected after the current governor was departed/deported eeerrrrr... people voted to get rid of him :D
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PRETTY FUNNY STUFF!