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Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera had to share a private jet to arrive at an Award show in time.

To show/off her generousity, Madonna took out a $1000 dollar bill and threw it out of the window and said: I just made one person very happy!

Britney thought `What she can do I can do better` and she also took out a $1000 dollar bill, tore it in half and threw both halves out of the window and said: I just made TWO people very happy!!

Christina thought: `bunch of stupid, blond show-offs, I`ll show them generous .....` and she took out 1000 $1 dollar bills and threw them all out of the window and said:`I just made a whopping 1000 people a little happier!!`

The pilot who overheard this entire showing-off, grew SO tired with all this worthless talking that he yelled over the intercom:`If you three dont shaddap right this instant, Im gonna throw you all out of the plane and make 6 billion people really, REALLY happy !!!!`
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Too true.

:D that one was so very very true :D

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true!!! :->

heh.. good one

and the whole world will jump with joy. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

wait...you mean he did not throw them out? dang it. *puts away champange*

[ 09-28-2003, 10:34 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

lol!!! i almost thought that to be a joke...

Ha ha ha...it is funny because it is true...