It's that time of the year again :D It's Talk Like a Pirate Day tomorrow, so you all better be practising your Aye!s, Avast!s and Arrr!s [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'm a pirate all year long. :D

Yes, yes, you got a skully black flag [img]smile.gif[/img] What's important, however, is that you speak (write) like a pirate... (tomorrow, that is)

Arrr matey! [img]graemlins/skull6.gif[/img]

Avast ye scurvey barnacle scraper. Tis too much effort speak as such.
Oh, yeah. ARRR!!!

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Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.











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<font size="-1">What's Yer Inner Pirate?</font>
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Arr! Ahoy me mateys! Since it's tomorrow in me time zone, here's some pirate for you bilge rats!

Arr!

What if you have a parrot, does that count? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color=cadetblue>Arrr, that be a mighty funny site me mateys. The pick up lines be great fun...arrr!</font>

Arrgg!! Time t' go 'n' blow some shins off with me Flintlock Shotgun! Arr! <BANG!!> Shiver-me-timbers! I've blown me own shins off...arr...Umm, I mean HOLY ^#%@ THAT %@^&ING HURTS!! OH MY MOTHER&@%^ING SHINS!!! OW, OW, OW, OW <goes on for two hours and passes out>