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Faceman 09-06-2003 01:16 PM

Found this recently (actually was following a link to their Matrix script from SixofSpades' page)
and I keep laughing at EVERY article

http://ter.air0day.com/

Here's something from LOTR1

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">Suddenly, the group is surrounded by enemies again. The
enemies are defeated again. ELIJAH is stabbed again.

ELIJAH WOOD
Ahhh Jesus, this one hurts more
than usual. I think it's really
killing me.

VIGGO MORTENSEN
Ian, can't you heal him?

IAN MCKELLEN
No, see, I'm a level 5 wizard, you
can't cast Resurrection or Heavy
Heal until level 6. I need 4,523
more experience points. Oh, hey,
this battle gave me 5,000! Hang on,
let me increase my stats.
(pause)
Okay, done.</pre>[/QUOTE]

Xen 09-06-2003 01:31 PM

ROFLMAO!Good one mate¨!
Quote:


ELIJAH WOOD
Heya Ian! I just came by to see--

IAN MCKELLEN
Elijah, you must take this ring.
It is the Ring of Power, forged by
the evil Lord Sauron long ago.
Travel to a far away land with your
cohorts. I will meet you there and
we will venture to Mount Doom to
destroy the ring. You must arrive
safely - the fate of Middle Earth
depends on your success.

ELIJAH WOOD
Er..uh..I just wanted to ask you if
you wanted to play some Nintendo.

IAN MCKELLEN
There's no time, Elijah! I must go
find Christopher Lee and seek his
guidance. Good luck, the fate of all
life rests in your small, hairy
hands.

ELIJAH WOOD
I.. uh..
I like this one the best!

Bozos of Bones 09-06-2003 01:44 PM

Time to be creative!
Hmm...
Can't conjure up anything...
Oh, wait!

NEO
She is a program, created many years ago so she can fu** me up now because me and Morpheus believed her, but she was screwing with our minds all the time because she is a totally evil program working for you, isn't she?
NOT DONALD SUTHERLAND, TRY AS HE MIGHT
Yes.


Not very good, but I'm in a writer's block.

Zuvio 09-06-2003 01:49 PM

OMG, guys, those are some great quotes. Put up more!!

Faceman 09-06-2003 01:56 PM

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE talks to CGI WILLEM DAFOE.

CGI WILLEM DAFOE
So, Tobey, I was wondering if you
wanted to join me?

CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
What, are you kidding? Join you in
what? Why are you even asking me
such a stupid question?

CGI WILLEM DAFOE
Because this is the part in the
Superman script where the bad guy
asks the good guy to join him.

CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
Well, no.

CGI WILLEM DAFOE
Fine! Then I will kidnap Kirsten
Dunst! If you wish to see her again,
be at the bridge in an hour! Bwa ha
ha!</pre>[/QUOTE]...

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">NEW YORK CITY

CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE swings through the streets, eventually
landing on the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING with the EMPIRE STATE
BUILDING visible behind him.

TOBEY MAGUIRE (V.O.)
So, back to the stupid narration..
Who am I? I'm Darkman. I mean,
Spider-Man! Dammit!</pre>[/QUOTE]

[ 09-06-2003, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: Faceman ]

Xen 09-06-2003 02:02 PM

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;"> HUGO WEAVING
Mr. Anderson.

KEANU REEVES
That's good, but it really came
from the first movie. Got anything
else?

Suddenly, a bunch of other HUGO WEAVINGS show up. They
FIGHT to VIDEO GAME MUSIC. Despite all of the enormous
hype, it is extremely clear when the scene switches into
CGI-mode.

HUGO WEAVING
Why are you using kung fu? Can't
you jump inside us and delete us
like in the last movie? Isn't that
one of your super awesome powers?

KEANU REEVES
Nah, the only real new power I have
is flight.

HUGO WEAVING
That sucks.

KEANU REEVES
Not as badly as my appearance when
I do my little mid-air spin move
with this pole.

He fights and fights and fights and eventually gives up and
flies away.</pre>[/QUOTE]

Zuvio 09-06-2003 05:07 PM

Where do you get this stuff from?! This is insanely great!

Xen 09-06-2003 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zuvio:
Where do you get this stuff from?! This is insanely great!
Check the link in the first post of thius thread.

Zuvio 09-06-2003 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xen:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zuvio:
Where do you get this stuff from?! This is insanely great!

Check the link in the first post of thius thread. </font>[/QUOTE]Oops! Did you check out the T3 script? I just passed out from laughing I tell you! Me thinks I'll be spending the rest of the night reading those scripts hihi :D

Faceman 09-06-2003 07:57 PM

That's indeed how I spend some nights this week (how pathetic am I actually [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] )
We however owe this link to SixofSpades' great site at
http://www.geocities.com/sixospades/
I just recently cut away the bg2 part from Volothamp's Comeuppance and there I was. BTW he has some great stuff too.
[img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] I'm just sugar-coding this and thus manipulating these fools into a denial-of-service attack [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]
Wait! Did I just write that out loud?

[ 09-06-2003, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Faceman ]


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