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Found this recently (actually was following a link to their Matrix script from SixofSpades' page)
and I keep laughing at EVERY article http://ter.air0day.com/ Here's something from LOTR1 </font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">Suddenly, the group is surrounded by enemies again. The enemies are defeated again. ELIJAH is stabbed again. ELIJAH WOOD Ahhh Jesus, this one hurts more than usual. I think it's really killing me. VIGGO MORTENSEN Ian, can't you heal him? IAN MCKELLEN No, see, I'm a level 5 wizard, you can't cast Resurrection or Heavy Heal until level 6. I need 4,523 more experience points. Oh, hey, this battle gave me 5,000! Hang on, let me increase my stats. (pause) Okay, done.</pre>[/QUOTE] |
ROFLMAO!Good one mate¨!
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Time to be creative!
Hmm... Can't conjure up anything... Oh, wait! NEO She is a program, created many years ago so she can fu** me up now because me and Morpheus believed her, but she was screwing with our minds all the time because she is a totally evil program working for you, isn't she? NOT DONALD SUTHERLAND, TRY AS HE MIGHT Yes. Not very good, but I'm in a writer's block. |
OMG, guys, those are some great quotes. Put up more!!
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</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE talks to CGI WILLEM DAFOE.
CGI WILLEM DAFOE So, Tobey, I was wondering if you wanted to join me? CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE What, are you kidding? Join you in what? Why are you even asking me such a stupid question? CGI WILLEM DAFOE Because this is the part in the Superman script where the bad guy asks the good guy to join him. CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE Well, no. CGI WILLEM DAFOE Fine! Then I will kidnap Kirsten Dunst! If you wish to see her again, be at the bridge in an hour! Bwa ha ha!</pre>[/QUOTE]... </font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">NEW YORK CITY CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE swings through the streets, eventually landing on the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING with the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING visible behind him. TOBEY MAGUIRE (V.O.) So, back to the stupid narration.. Who am I? I'm Darkman. I mean, Spider-Man! Dammit!</pre>[/QUOTE] [ 09-06-2003, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: Faceman ] |
</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;"> HUGO WEAVING
Mr. Anderson. KEANU REEVES That's good, but it really came from the first movie. Got anything else? Suddenly, a bunch of other HUGO WEAVINGS show up. They FIGHT to VIDEO GAME MUSIC. Despite all of the enormous hype, it is extremely clear when the scene switches into CGI-mode. HUGO WEAVING Why are you using kung fu? Can't you jump inside us and delete us like in the last movie? Isn't that one of your super awesome powers? KEANU REEVES Nah, the only real new power I have is flight. HUGO WEAVING That sucks. KEANU REEVES Not as badly as my appearance when I do my little mid-air spin move with this pole. He fights and fights and fights and eventually gives up and flies away.</pre>[/QUOTE] |
Where do you get this stuff from?! This is insanely great!
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That's indeed how I spend some nights this week (how pathetic am I actually [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] )
We however owe this link to SixofSpades' great site at http://www.geocities.com/sixospades/ I just recently cut away the bg2 part from Volothamp's Comeuppance and there I was. BTW he has some great stuff too. [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] I'm just sugar-coding this and thus manipulating these fools into a denial-of-service attack [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] Wait! Did I just write that out loud? [ 09-06-2003, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Faceman ] |
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