40. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

ROFL.......... Funny, but lets just hope no kentuckians come in here [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Yep, that sounds about right.

God, the south is great :D

same question, restated with an english accent.

also, rofl [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hey now, I was BORN in Louisville, Ky, and I am anything BUT a redneck OR even country! (Big City I guess). I DO know that areas like Hazard, Ky ARE like that... I've heard horror storys about Hazard before...

It's NOTHING like 'Dukes of Hazard' either.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hell, I see MORE rednecks HERE in Florida than I ever did in Louisville.. Driving their silly trucks with their Rebel flags.. lol! Sad!

Hazard IS the big city for my area [img]redface.gif[/img]

lol, these would apply to the last family reunion I went to in Indiana as well. Reminds me to thank my Dad he moved to California before I was born [img]smile.gif[/img]

The abbreviation for Kentucky - KY ......

KY Jelly ........ coincidence? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] :D

ew! I feel for ya.. Where abouts are you? London, KY?