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norompanlasolas 05-22-2003 05:33 AM

ok, heres the deal. i went into my bathroom when i woke up a couple of days ago and i found this huge stinky womd lying there in my toilet. at first i didnt know if it was a chemical or biological weapon (although im leaning for the later) but i really didnt care, because it almost put me out on the spot.

the suspects? well, i live with a brit from brighton, a fellow argie, and a swedish and a spaniard from the fairer sex. now, the argentine is not in madrid (hes in the coast the bast***), and im assuming none of the girls could have left such a dangerous weapon of mass destruction lying around for all to see...

i certainly didnt do it, so that leaves my good friend ashley. the conclusion...?

THE BRIT PLANTED THE WOMD!!

so remember this when they found anything in irak... :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

edit: this is a true story

[ 05-22-2003, 05:37 AM: Message edited by: norompanlasolas ]

Donut 05-22-2003 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by norompanlasolas:
ok, heres the deal. i went into my bathroom when i woke up a couple of days ago and i found this huge stinky womd lying there in my toilet. at first i didnt know if it was a chemical or biological weapon (although im leaning for the later) but i really didnt care, because it almost put me out on the spot.

the suspects? well, i live with a brit from brighton, a fellow argie, and a swedish and a spaniard from the fairer sex. now, the argentine is not in madrid (hes in the coast the bast***), and im assuming none of the girls could have left such a dangerous weapon of mass destruction lying around for all to see...

i certainly didnt do it, so that leaves my good friend ashley. the conclusion...?

THE BRIT PLANTED THE WOMD!!

so remember this when they found anything in irak... :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

edit: this is a true story

Sounds plausable - we get the blame for everything! ;)

Niadh 05-22-2003 06:22 AM

Womd?

*confused*

Grojlach 05-22-2003 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niadh:
Womd?

*confused*

Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Niadh 05-22-2003 06:30 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaah.

I thought it might have been some sort of code for wombat or something.

The Hierophant 05-22-2003 07:02 AM

Never underestimate the female capacity for foulness and stinkability [img]smile.gif[/img] Too often do those of the so-called fairer sex get away with grossness solely on the prejudicial idea that they are incapable of producuing great big stinky dumps :D

Spelca 05-22-2003 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hierophant:
Never underestimate the female capacity for foulness and stinkability [img]smile.gif[/img] Too often do those of the so-called fairer sex get away with grossness solely on the prejudicial idea that they are incapable of producuing great big stinky dumps :D
That's not true!!! My poo smells like flowers! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny 05-22-2003 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spelca:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by The Hierophant:
Never underestimate the female capacity for foulness and stinkability [img]smile.gif[/img] Too often do those of the so-called fairer sex get away with grossness solely on the prejudicial idea that they are incapable of producuing great big stinky dumps :D

That's not true!!! My poo smells like flowers! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Can you prove that ? :D

Vaskez 05-22-2003 07:29 AM

LMAO! :D

Cloudbringer 05-22-2003 07:36 AM

Cute post, but people, let's avoid getting too immature and making gross jokes further on, ok?


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