22. FRENCH MILITARY TACTICS

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton

16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by DR. J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson


:D

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but really cute

where can one buy such books? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You left out the revised eddition of:

"Celebreties I've Punnished Properly" - By Judge Eto

and

"My singing career after La Vida Loca" - By Rikki Martin

and

"Ways to cook without lard" - By Julia Child

Look for these exciting titles:

Learning to Fly A Piper Saratoga - by John F. Kennedy Jr.

Police Etiquette - by Rodney King

How to Cook Duck - by Geoffrey Dahmer

Favorite Fifty Nifty Calisthenic Positions - by Pope John Paul II

How to Meet People - by Charles Manson

Cleaning Your Gun - by Kurt Cobain

My Final Day - by Strom Thurman (Still waiting for this riviting novel to hit stores.)

My Friendship With Jesse Jackson - by Trent Lott


"These and many more coming soon to a bookstore near you!"

[ 05-09-2003, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: Mellagar ]

*shakes head*
Some of those aren't even remotely close to tasteful, let alone funny.

But some of them are, Groj.

So true.. so true... damn you Microsoft [img]smile.gif[/img]

On that note, Shadowhound, I highly recommend the book Netscape Time by Jim Clark. Just finished reading it, and it details a lot of things about the underhanded behaviour of Micro$haft and not-so-incidentally how the antitrust lawsuit against it came to pass. A very good read if you are at all interested in business, particularly in the high-tech field.