Jill and Jake had been married for 10 years and it was starting to show, they fought a lot and one night Jill said "Okey Jake, thats it, If you won't help me with the house work I won't do it", Jake was a lazy man so in a week the place was a big mess.

On friday Jill came back to Jake after work andwas very pissed, "Okey Jake, either you clean up the appartment to night or I'm leaving you" Jake had planned to go to his friends bachelor party and had no intension of missing what would be the social event of the year... so he left.

The next morning he woke up and had a terrible headache, however after some time he opened his eyes and saw 2 asperins on the nightstand and a note that said "Went shopping be back soon, breakfast is on the table. your loving wife"
Jack got up found his clothes folded on the chair by his bed and when he got out of the bedroom he noticed that the appartment was about as clean as it could be, not a spot of dirt and it looked like someone had even waxed the kitchenfloor... when Jake got into the kitchen his son was there and Jake asked him "What the hell happened here last night?"

"well" said his son, "you came home at around 4 very drunk, you threw up in the terrance, you broke the phonetable when you fell on it and you peed on the kitchen floor..."

Jake: "Oh... but how come everything is so clean and shiny in here?"

"Oh that" his son said "when mom was dragging you upstairs and taking your clothes off you kept saying, "hey woman, leave me alone, I'm a married man""...


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[ 05-06-2003, 12:40 PM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

hehe cute

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LOL!

Hehe, funny!!! I hadn't heard that one before [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

aawwww... well that's disgustingly sweet...

hehe..very nice.

Good one. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

how nice and sweet [img]smile.gif[/img]