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"Last month drop in ticket prices immediatly increased the number of passengers on all routes"

Guinees world book of record for most passenger on a train. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Railroad busted for transporting illegal immigrants

A whole new meaning to All Aboard!

"Indian Railroads Inc. devises new marketing strategy - curry meals. Indian Airways bankrupt"

[ 05-03-2003, 07:46 PM: Message edited by: Arledrian ]

"The drastic drop in the number of passengers has Indian Railways scrambling to find new customers. If nearly empty trains, such as the one pictured, are to be filled then an aggresive new ad campaign is sorely needed."

Next time, Billy was going to read the fine print on the low-fare ticket he got. He'd make sure his seat was INSIDE the train...