Robert was looking for a pet and found a talkative parrot at the pet store. The pet shop boy warned him that the bird had been owned previously by a sailor, and had developed some rather nasty language.

Still, Robert decided to bring the parrot home, figuring that he could somehow un-train the parrot.

Fat chance. The parrot would cuss up a storm no matter what, and one day, with Robert's new girlfriend coming over for dinner, he decided he couldn't take any chances, so he threw the parrot in the freezer.

Several hours later, after the date was over, he remembered the parrot and opened the freezer.

"Terribly sorry about the language," said the parrot. "Won't happen again."

Robert was speechless. "Okay," he stammered, "as long as that's settled."

"If you don't mind my asking," continued the parrot, "what did the chicken do?"

R O T F L M A O !

Then again you do have to feel sorry for the chicken in this whole deal...

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Being a proud parrot owner (or 'parront' as we wittily dub ourselves even though no-one else knows what the hell we are talking about) I love to hear parrot jokes, and this is an oldie but a goodie :D But don't try it at home folks ;)

[ 04-24-2003, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: Epona ]

hehe, I thought the parrot would have swear like hell. ;)

I have a parrot myself and these are quite funny, good one Bungleau [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I don't know what this says about my parrot, but is it bad if he does eat chicken? [img]tongue.gif[/img]