AROUSED PARROT.....

Harry picks up his Viagra prescription at the pharmacy.
Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home
and anxiously waits for his wife to get home from work. In
his excitement, he leaves the open package on the table and
his parrot gobbles down all of the pills. Seeing the results
and panicking, Harry grabs the parrot and sticks him in the
freezer to cool off.

Unfortunately, Harry's Viagra kicks in just as his wife
walks through the door and hours pass before he remembers
the parrot. He rushes to look in the freezer, fearing the
worst, but finds the bird breathing heavily, dripping with
sweat and totally exhausted.

"What happened?" exclaims Harry. "You've been in there for
hours, yet you're not only alive, you're sweating like
crazy."

Panting, the parrot says, "Listen, pal, have you ever tried
to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?!?"

hehe that was a nice one=)

yep very funny.. but i didnt know that parrot was smart with that kind of vocabulary [img]smile.gif[/img]

wow, a talking parrot. imagine that. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL, very funny!!! it always helps to start the day with a chuckle

A nice joke.. very funny... im sure those who read it had a laugh!

Marikai

man.. the parriot sure does know how to "warm up"... wehehehe :D