I hope nobody will get angry, these are just a jest.
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What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if
we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
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.
.
.
</font>HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food.</font>

[ 04-04-2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Vedran ]

lol, sad but true

hehe, that is true.

What? It's not all true... well, maybe [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

It's usally beer instead of food ;)
ROFL [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="gold">Great stuff, Vedran. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Especially liked the last one, just too true. ;) </font>

Eeh, probobly right.
heh

True, but not allways. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Sorry 'bout the seal thing...

That is so true its scarry. We are just selective listeners. :D

haha.. love it :D