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Today sparky was arrested after impersonating a criminal just to get that nice "touch"

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Quick Everyone Help Hold The Wall Up It's Collapsing!

Guy: Um officer what're you doing?

Officer: Oops! Force of habbit! Say, that's one well trained dog...

You do not have permission to access the requested file on this server.

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Sorry Arvon normally I love your jokes but since swithing to XP last week I cannot read them I just get the above message.... [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

I know the sign on the door said no dogs allowed, but I didn't think it was that big of a deal!

And folks, here's the process I use to view these files (Win98, Win2k). Works wonderfully well, and has for over a week.

1. Click the link Arvon provides. It opens in a new window.

2. Click the URL in the address bar. Get to the end. I triple-click to the right of it, and I'm there.

3. Hit space bar three times, and hit return.

Has worked every time, with no muss and no fuss.

Bungy, one space should do it (does for me). EVERY time Arvon posts someone asks, and EVERY time we tell them how (like 8 ways). Get with the program, Wellard [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color=steelblue> Bill leaves on his disguise, thinking the cop won't notice...</font>

you touch the wall, I touch you.

I've got you, my pretties! And your little dog too!

Several suspects are in custody after the infamous "flower bed crapping."