got this from my email.. very funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

>Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that sound good
but
>leave out the REALITY of friendship? Well, here is a poem that really
>speaks the truth about friendship!!
>Friend,
>
>When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
>against
>the bastard who made you sad.
>When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got some.
>When you are scared, ...I will tease you about it every chance I get.
>When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how
much
>worse it could be and to quit whining.
>When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to
your
>dumb
>butt.
>When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't
>want what you've got.
>When you fall, ...I will try to keep from laughing.
>This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you ask? Because you're
my
>friend.

Here's one that's short and snappy:

Friends are like stars...you might not always see them, but you know they are always there.

;)

Confuciouse Say: Freinds are only people who don't ask you for money.

<font color=steelblue> Thats great Harkoliar. Thats exactly how it is with my best freind. </font>

sadly, none of my so called friends are like that.

Are you stalking me?? Stop stalking me. I'll sick my ferrets on you if you don't. That sounds too much like me. :D