Bungee Jumping

Two guys decide to set up a bungee jumping service in Mexico. They set up in a plaza, and a large crowd assembles around them, so they decide to give a demonstration.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up—he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

The second guy finally catches him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy replies, "No, the cord was fine....but what the hell is a pinata?"

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Those little kids with blindfolds can really swing!

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Haha! serve him correct. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] <font color=steelblue>That was to much for my gut to handle,arvon! You may have some lawsuits on your hands if you keep making us crack up like this! Even rupert thought it was funny! :D :D :D </font>

i have that joke in a booklet that i got a long time ago

what the hell is a pinata?

From what I remember it's something,like an animnalshape, hung on a string suspended from the roof. You're blindfolded and have to hit the pinata witha bat.
Bloody keyboard....

<font color=steelblue>Its a Mexican tradition for celebrations. Its a paper mache animal hung from a tree and stuffed with candy and small toys for blindfolded children to hit with a bat or stick untill it brakes and all the candy falls to be devoured by the children.There is a large Mexican community in Tri-Cities, and we see this out in their yards all the time for birthday parties and such.</font> :D

stop confusing me!!!