When antryg started the thread on usless informtion I got the idea for one for those little bon mots we learn in our daily living. The only rule is to keep it short.

Mine: You know you're getting old when you leave the bathroom smelling like your parents use to.

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[ 03-23-2003, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

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Yuk dude!!

How about, You know your a parent when, instead of chips and beers, its Animal Cookies and juice, 'couse thats all thats in the house!! ;) :D

1. You know you're not a kid anymore when your favorite tunes are on the oldies station.

2. You know you're getting old when you hear a muzak version of your favorite song.

You know your old when you get grandchildren [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It's not the heat.....it's the humidity.

I forgot the flipside of that one. "Yes, but it's a dry heat."

[ 03-24-2003, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: antryg ]

You know you are getting old when little children start calling you " uncle ". :(

* sob *

<font color='white'> You dont know what you got till its gone. </font>

You know you look too serious when girls your age call you "sir".

It happened to me more time than I like. Some time I would be checking out a cute girl, and when she'd talk to me it would be someting starting out with "Excuse me sir..."