This is one of my all-time favorite Onion articles. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Stabble Stabble Stabble!!! :D :D :D

I thought it was perfectly OK to waste Ronald McDonald and his friend [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

I guess this is over my head as I neither eat at MacDonald's nor watch much TV, but I don't think its a patch on the classic "Hijackers Surprised To Wake Up In Hell." :D

Pepsi CEO's Wife Buys Coke When She's Mad At Him
PURCHASE, NY— Mary Reinemund, wife of Pepsico CEO Steven S. Reinemund, passive-aggressively buys Coca-Cola products whenever she is angry at her husband. "Last Wednesday, Steve worked late on their anniversary," said Bea Vance, the Reinemunds' housekeeper. "Sure enough, the next day, there's a two-liter bottle of Diet Coke in the fridge." Vance added that in the summer of 1999, during "an especially rough time" in the Reinemunds' marriage, Mary was often seen wearing a promotional Sprite sun visor.

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