A Lawyer Named Strange

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put ``here lies an honest lawyer''."

"But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer.

"Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"

Spoon fed comedy!

From Paul Harvey Yesterday....

In Italy a young couple were making out in a car in some town. The cops noticed the car rocking around and the steamed windows. The couple were arrested for indecent exposure. The total age of the couple was 156!!!

Ah... more lawyer jokes. :D

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

And his son?

Bill.

Both the joke and Paul Harvey were funny. I'm interested in seeing TL's response to the joke, though :D

Just...shut up, ok? :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I try to only respond to *good* lawyer jokes. Of course I am an honest lawyer, and I'm strange, so....

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That was a response i did NOT expect :eek:

I can't recall the source....But this was reported as a true story.

There was this Russian going home after a night of drinking. It was 30 degrees below zero. It seems that he had to releave himself behind a bus stop. Well in waving 'it' around 'it' got stuck to the metal of the bus stop. After some time he was rescued by someone witha a kettle of warm water. His only complaint was the suggestions of passers by on how to get free.

I have no idea if this is an Urban Legend or not.

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I try to only respond to *good* lawyer jokes. Of course I am an honest lawyer, and I'm strange, so....</font>[/QUOTE]Honest lawyer eh ? Then how do you explain this ?

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

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